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Dear all 7-9 readers. I can officially start my post this week on a high note. After moaning last week about a distinct lack in readers, the number has increased by a staggering 200%. Nine - sorry - NINE people read it! This, of course, doesn't sound like a lot, but when four readers is a good week nine forces you to refrain for urinating uncontrollably into your y-fronts. I also attained seven reader this week. Again, outstanding. I can and will only commend those who read it. Thanks.

Somewhere in the midst of last week's post I mentioned a clear lack in interesting news, notably, the election. How wrong I was. For 17.30 on that fateful day saw the announced resignation of the beloved Gordon Brown. I shall forever miss his cheeky grin and sneaky comments. However, David Cameron has taken us under his finally pruned wing, where we shall see foxes slaughtered once more, and unemployment rise yet again. Or perhaps not. Davo and Nicki may do a fabulous job and lift us out of this economic turmoil. Then again, maybe not. I do find the facebook group "this volcano has stopped more immigrants in 2 days than Labour in 12 years" Although, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against LEGAL immigrants.

Naturally, the economic crisis in this country has been hyperbolised by the media. However, it has its effect on nearly every business - Including AAA Bedz. People are simply not buying - and they need to. For my sake, and the countres sake - but mainly for my sake. Mon bon amie Emily Roe, has every faith in the ability in the party that delivered propoganda-like leaflets to her home on horseback no less. This is her letter to Prime Minister David Cameron.

Dear David Cameron,

While I am fully aware that you have a plethora of alternative tasks and errands of which hold much more importance than reading my letter, I felt it was my duty as a child of Great Britain to congratulate you on your new role in government; as Prime Minister.

I am a teenage girl of 16 years old, I attend my local comprehensive school in Barton-Upon-Humber and I’m currently taking my GCSEs (and should be revising). Your political yet charismatic flair combined with over-whelming intelligence and, of course, pulchritudinous face has inspired me over my years. As my knowledge of the country's economic and political state increases, my liking for yourself; Conservatives and your policies grows also.

Unfortunately, I was unable to vote in the recent election. Nevertheless I was thrilled that the party voted in my constituency was, naturally, Conservative. Although I was disappointed and quite honestly disillusioned that you did not obtain an over-all majority, I am delighted that you are currently Prime Minister and consequently I have no doubt that the country will be an enhanced and superior realm because of it. Although, hypothetically, the coalition government will not work due to differing policies, I’m positive that you will unequivocally formulate an incredibly strong government.

I would love to have a career in politics or political journalism and if you could kindly offer me some advice in doing so, it would be tremendously appreciated. Politics is my passion and I am fascinated in the modifications you may convey. I have a multitude of opinions and ideas myself, although I am far inferior to you, I hope you will appreciate my insight in to E.M.A. My parents earn sufficient amount of money and understandably I am not able to claim for E.M.A. However, I have a friend who lives with her mother only – as her parents are divorced. Next year she will be ‘awarded’ £30 a week plus additional bonuses over the Christmas period. Although rightfully she should get this money as her household income is below the amount which is required - her father is earning £100,0000 per annum. I think this is unacceptable. An alternative to this could be vouchers, free bus passes and free dinners. Which would in-fact suffice for all that is intended by E.M.A. This would also discourage students to spend their money on alcohol, cigarettes and drugs and its related paraphernalia.

Thank you for your time.

Yours sincerely,

Emily Roe.

Milly, I must personally commend your efforts into improving society by contacting our newly "elected" Prime Minister. Your letter adressed to him is stupendously insightful and accurately portrays issues regarding modern society. Lol.

I was requested last week by my boss to include more links to AAA Beds. That's AAA Bedz if you missed it the first time. This is the place we should venture or (presuming you are a friend of my own) our parents should venture to, should they desire: a bed, bedroom furniture or any other piece of miscellanoeus furniture. There is quite an array of available and, more importantly, cheap items.

To conclude this week's post I shall list things that have occured within the week and I wil rate them out of ten in good-ness.

Gordon Brown resigns - 3/10
Nottingham Forest exit the Championship play-offs -500/10
Conservatives and Lib Dems form coalition government - 7/10
David Cameron made PM - 5/10
Chelsea win FA Cup - 2/10
Volcano erupts again - 0/10

Purchase of R:E revision book - 2/10

That means that the last week rates at -481/70, I think.

Enjoy, click "read it". Have a good week. Look at pictures below.