The title of this post is actually sensical - I think. It highlights the point that not a lot of what I write in this blog has any relevance or sense to it whatsoever! It's basically just an sustained witter, rant or moan. With a little information on an item of furniture, ranging from beds to bedside cabinets, of course!
I haven't failed to notice the fact that my poll didn't go down particularly well last week, as I only attained three votes! Who voted 6/10? I hope you're slowly rotting like the trampled faecal matter of a Rottweiler on the pavement of shall we say a street in...Scunthorpe! Joking, of course! (I'm glad lies can't be detected via this).
I am going to put a new poll on this week, and I expect far more votes than I attained last week. In fact, here is a list of people i'd like to vote on my poll this week:
Mum,
Pete,
Kayleigh,
Stephen,
Antie Rachel & Uncle Bob,
Jess,
Dad,
Zoe, (N.b. persuasion highly necessary),
anyone else who feels they'd like to
If you do vote, could you please send me a little comment as well? Tha'td be nice - for me anyway! :P
However, if you fail to vote, don't expect a Christmas or birthday present.
And here we arrive at the part in which I rant positively about a bed! Brb, going to see if I can write a negative review on a bed! No, i can't. Haha. However, there is going to be a re-shuffle in the blog format today! No bed talk for once. I have a rant brewing violently within me, ready to be vomited onto this post.
ScS, DFS, Dreams!
Where to start! This could become quite angry! This is a letter that I would send to the afore mentioned companies, if I could be bothered - which I can't.
Dear ScS/DFS/Dreams,
Could I please be notified of the dates in the year in which you do not have a SALE (Hurry, must end in three years.)? My mother and I have actually started bickering about the date in which your sales end. I think it's because they don't! It is utterly farcical, and is really starting to get up my hooter! Stop it you bunch of lying **** *****! It is not a sale if it lasts forever!
You are causing domestic arguments here, wich could lead to violence, knowing mum. She'll probably "slap me with her fist" as she so often threatens (Hehe).
Please respond, before your latest sale ends. Actually, i'm already 16, I better make that - soon.
Yours faithfully,
Muffin the Mule
There, rant over! Post over! Day over! Tea ready!
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Daniel, this is your mother speaking. Please don't make me out to be a child batterer or I'll have to slap you with my foot too!! xx
ReplyDeleteHello dear it's jess. I am commenting on this purely because if i dont i have a feeling your going to bug me about it until i do. My only criticism is the use of 'hehe'. I find this saying offensive and child-like. I most deffinately did not expect this from you daniel. I'm disgusted to be honest. Other than thattt, not a bad job. Oooo i did your poll too, because no doubt you would bitch and moan at me until i did (: LuFf YhOo HuNnEhHhH xxxxx
ReplyDeletegracias mum and jess. And yes Jess, im appalled with myself. Apologies. And yes you're right, i would. :P
ReplyDeletewell what can i say, i enjoyed this one more than the bed ones!
ReplyDeletei agree with you, dfs and co make me angry too, thank you for highlighting this
looking forward to your next blog
Oooh! who is the anonymous person on the last comment? Mum x
ReplyDeleteMum, this is Daniel. The anonymous commenter was Soph! x
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