A Boys Babblings

Manges tout!

A bizarre opening to this weeks blog i understand. I suppose if you were to literally eat all you would be morbidly obese. Unless you are eating the nutritional vegetable that is manges tout, in this case you would inevitably be quite thin, I presume. This is the point in which any linguistic knowledge je possess reveals itself, when I tell you that this is the reason for why peas in a pod are called manges tout because you are eating all of the vegetable and not just its contents. Unless, of course, you are my little sister's teacher, in which case, you are eating all of the meat! Slightly retarded I know.
Sorry for boring you about a vegetable no-one really desires!

Whilst I am on the topic of boredom, I would like to address those few who have negatively commented to me in person about my blog. I have asked for constructive criticism about my posts. However, I highlight the word constructive because "I didn't read it to the end" frankly defines the opposite of constructive criticism. So "shove that up your bum and swivel" Cheers mum for another of your regularly overused but underrated sayings that doesn't' contain any overly offensive profanities.

Internet Explorer (Not Responding)

Ooh, I hate this, as this infers that I have posed this cretinous machine an array of personal questions that it feels are too personal to respond to. Why can't it just be nice and simple and say "Internet Explorer (Cocked up).
That would bring a smile to my dimpled and round face.

Now, I know I am supposed to be talking about a bed or similar, but that can wait temporarily, because I would like to talk about the technological wisdom that has possessed me. I have managed to insert a poll onto my blog. You should see this to your immediate left on your screen. If you could, with the movement of your head, click one of the buttons labeled 1-10 please, that would be appreciated. Try to think of a justified reason for your choice, and comment if you please.

Because of the fact I am evidently boring people stupendously, I think I should probably move onto the part in which I babble about a bed that I will never think about again in my life.
This week, I am going to discuss and review the 'Joseph Wales Wooden Bed'. I haven't the foggiest explanation for how this bed reflects Wales in any way, so if someone could please elaborate that would be nice - preferably not in my comments box as I like to save that for praise that I can glance back on and grin with pride. Or alternatively, I can read several ways to improve my blog, and then think, why did I ask for constructive criticism? when, in reality, i'm writhing at the fact that some no-doubt half wit from my school thinks they have the right to read my blog merely with the intention of butchering every paragraph and slating it. On second thoughts, please feedback to me how this bed reflects Wales, because it could be entertaining. If I'm lucky I will have received a couple of comments by the end of the week. Haha.
I am leading myself and about 5 others off the public bridleway of beds. So this bed is a wooden bed that looks nice in any home. It isn't overly sophisticated, and it isn't straw, so I suppose it's in a nice place somewhere between Kerry Katoenail and Sophie Ellis Bextor (need I say which is which?). It has a nice maple finish that will look nice alongside other items of wooden furniture. Furthermore, it has storage space that is useful for a plethora of things. You can find it here,
If this hasn't worked as a link, it is my third time of trying, so follow the link at the top of the blog.
This bed is extremely well priced, and not bad looking either. And apparently, it's quite Welsh.

This weeks post has nearly reached its entirety, and therefore, I would like to plea for people to comment, FOLLOW, and vote on my pole.

Danke schön x